A Distinguished-looking Man Entered A Geneva Bank And Inquired About Taking Out A Loan For 1000 Swiss Francs.

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A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired
about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.

"What security can you offer?" the banker asked.

"My Rolls-Royce is parked out front," he said. "I will be away
for a few weeks. Here are the keys."

A month later, the man returned to the bank and paid off the loan,
1017 francs with interest.

"Pardon me for asking," the banker said, "but why a one-thousand
franc loan for a man of your obvious means?"

"Very simple," he replied. "Where else can you store a Rolls for
a month for seventeen francs?"

(these jokes stolen, guess where ...:-)

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