From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088;

From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988
Flags: 000000000001
id AA04088; Mon, 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT
From: werner@carl.ma.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner R. Uhrig)
Subject: You're never a loan with a Rolls
Keywords: heard it, funny
Date: 12 Jul 88 15:30:02 GMT
Approved: funny@looking.UUCP


A distinguished-looking man entered a Geneva bank and inquired
about taking out a loan for 1000 Swiss francs.

"What security can you offer?" the banker asked.

"My Rolls-Royce is parked out front," he said. "I will be away
for a few weeks. Here are the keys."

A month later, the man returned to the bank and paid off the loan,
1017 francs with interest.

"Pardon me for asking," the banker said, "but why a one-thousand
franc loan for a man of your obvious means?"

"Very simple," he replied. "Where else can you store a Rolls for
a month for seventeen francs?"

(these jokes stolen, guess where ...:-)