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  I mean he's so young and handsome! And your gynecologist is so old!...
• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
  .. "Where're you all from?" she asked to a group of ladies....
• This man had his cock cut off in an accident. He ran into his urologist's office and shouted "Doctor!
  Help! You've got to do something!" The Dr. calmly replied "No problem, we'll just transplant one....
• Mrs. Jones goes to see her obstetrician, Dr. Smith.
  She says, "Dr. Smith, I'm pregnant again. I need a hearing aid....
• Anything For Golf... A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
  The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next putt....
• This guy walks into an opthamologist's office with a violin case.
  He waits for his appointment and is shown into the doctor's office....
• A man marries a JEG/KfS [Joke Ethnic Group/Known for Stupidity] woman and all is well for a time.
  And, as such things happen, they eventually are going to have a baby....
• You know your getting old when. . . ** There are three signs of old age.
  The first is your loss of memory, and the other two I forget....
• Ponderables: ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  ** Do you think Houdini ever locked his keys in his car?...