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A visiting dignitary from Saudi Arabia had a bad headache. Upon being
examined by the doctor, it was discovered he had a brain tumor. The doc-
tor said it had to come out immediately, so he had to either fly home or
have it done here. He decided to have it done here.
The surgeon performed the operation and it was a total success. The
doctor assured him that there would be no recurrences as he got it all in
the operation. The patient was so grateful, his terrible headaches gone
forever.... he asked what he could do for the doctor.
The surgeon assured him that his bill was sufficient to satisfy him.
But the man insisted, asking, "Have you any hobbies or other things that
please you I might help you with?" The doctor replied, "Well, I do play
golf. Maybe you could get me a couple of special clubs."
The man agreed and left. The surgeon had about forgotten all about it
when he received a call. It was from a real estate broker who said, I
have found three Golf Clubs in Florida and four in California which are
for sale, choose which two you desire?"
A visiting dignitary from Saudi Arabia had a bad headache. Upon being
examined by the doctor, it was discovered he had a brain tumor. The doc-
tor said it had to come out immediately, so he had to either fly home or
have it done here. He decided to have it done here.
The surgeon performed the operation and it was a total success. The
doctor assured him that there would be no recurrences as he got it all in
the operation. The patient was so grateful, his terrible headaches gone
forever.... he asked what he could do for the doctor.
The surgeon assured him that his bill was sufficient to satisfy him.
But the man insisted, asking, "Have you any hobbies or other things that
please you I might help you with?" The doctor replied, "Well, I do play
golf. Maybe you could get me a couple of special clubs."
The man agreed and left. The surgeon had about forgotten all about it
when he received a call. It was from a real estate broker who said, I
have found three Golf Clubs in Florida and four in California which are
for sale, choose which two you desire?"
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