Blondness strikes again...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican
opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one
more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said,
"Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and
jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps
too. The blond opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death
also.
At the funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it
to him again! The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she
said. "He made his own lunches."
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the
Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage
one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Mexican
opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one
more time I'm going to jump off, too." The blond opened his lunch and said,
"Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and
jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps
too. The blond opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death
also.
At the funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it
to him again! The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given
him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. "Hey, don't look at me" she
said. "He made his own lunches."
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