Two Men Are Having A Good Time In A Bar.

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Two men are having a good time in a bar. Outside, there's a terrible thunderstorm. Finally, one of the men thinks that it's time
to leave. Since he has drunk a lot, he decides to walk home.

"But aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" his friend asks.

"Not at all. Statistics shows that, in this part of the country, one person per year gets struck by lightning - and that one
person died in the hospital three weeks ago."

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