Once A Young Woman Named Alice Used A Dynamite Stick For A Phallus.
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Once a young woman named Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina,
And part of her anus in Dallas.
You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
.... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....
There was a young lady from China Who mistook for her mouth her vagina.
Her clitoris huge She covered with rouge And lipsticked her labia minor....
There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen, But he found every girl Had relinquished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond!
A pretty young lady named Vogel Once sat herself down on a molehill.
A curious mole Nosed into her hole -- Ms. Vogel's OK, but the mole's ill....
150 There was a young man from Dallas Who had an exceptional phallus.
He couldn't find room In any girl's womb Without rubbing it first with Vitalis....
There was a young girl named Anheuser Who said that no man could surprise her.
But Pabst took a chance, Found Schlitz in her pants, And now she is sadder Budweiser....
THE DARWIN AWARDS Date: December,1997 The Darwin Award is made each year to the person who has managed to kill themselves (and therefore prevent the survival of their genes - hence Darwin!
) in the most bizarre way imaginable. Previous winners have included the man killed when the vending machine he was trying to extract a can of Coke from fell on him, and last years aviator who strapped a JATO module (rocket) to his car and lit the blue touchpaper....
There was a young lady from Cue Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They`ll pay to get out of it too....
There was a young whore from kaloo Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They can pay to get out again too!...