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• The lawyer died. Having not lived an all-that-honest life he found himself at the gates of Hell.
  Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil greeting him warmly....
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  The accounts person asks her how much she would like to deposit to open the account and the little old lady says, "Three million dollars....