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  It was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding, When she found there was no tit for Tat....
• A young nun is in a monistary and is plegued with thoughts of men.
  She decides that she can no longer life wiht these thoughts and goes to the Mother Superior....
• Can You Give Me A Push? A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.
  He rolls over and looks at the clock, and it's half past three in the morning....
• ODE TO A MAMMOGRAM For years and years they told me, "Be careful of your breasts.
  Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests....
• Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Inside this room were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers.
  One of the doors was an exit into the paradise. The other was an exit into a bottomless pit- (In other words, if you opened this door, you'd fall until your insides get ripped apart by the G-forces- actually you'd still fall- Anyway....
• A woman was unable to conceive, so she went to her doctor.
  The doctor told her about the latest medical discovery, and told her to swallow three ball bearings....
• There was this black woman who had 7 sons, all of them named Leroy.
  One day this man was asking her about this and said, "What to you say when you want to call one of them?...
• Merlin Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.
  I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty....