A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after a large evening ashore.

A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the
ship after a large evening ashore. As they climbed the gangway the
captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman
above him, he shouted:

"Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!"

The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that the
young seaman had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why.

"Well, Cap'n, when we got you undressed we found that he'd also shit in
your pants."

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