Late one night, an 80 year old man was about to make love to his beautiful,
young girlfriend. The petite nymphet noticed that the old man was wearing a
condom: "You don't have to wear that," said the young girl. "I'm on the
pill." "You don't understand," said the old man. "Dampness irritates my
hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR ! !
There once was a beautiful indian maiden, who was so beautiful all the
young bucks had made offers for her hand in marriage, but before she could
make up her mind which one of the young good looking you men to accept the
100 year old chief, who was the head of the entire indian nation, stepped in
and declared he wanted her for his wife....