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• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• HIS AND HIRSUTISM Hair. Heads up, my fellow male Marchers.
  Get ready to temporarily ride the new permanent wave, as yet another panacea for male pattern baldness heads for the marketplace....
• hypocrisy : complaining that there is too much sex and violence on your VCR !
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• A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight.
  They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon....
• While giving a physical, the doctor noticed that his patient's shins were covered with dark, savage bruises.
  "Tell me," said the doctor, "Do you play hockey or soccer?...
• My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby.
  Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments....
• Kids Say the Darndest Things (Young Wisdom - Out of the Mouths of Babes) A three-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of kittens.
  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother there were two boy kittens and two girl kittens....