74 There Was A Young Man Of Natal And Sue Was The Name Of His Gal.
74 There was a young man of Natal
And Sue was the name of his gal.
One day, north of Aden,
He got his hard rod in,
And came clear up Suez Canal.
A man, a plan, a canal...Suez!
73 There was a young man of Natal Who was fucking a Hottentot gal.
Said she, "You're a sluggard!" Said he, "You be buggered!...
hard as nails A high school student spent most of his afternoon in the basement mixing chemicals.
One day his father went down to find his son surrounded by racks of test tubes and pounding something into the wall....
What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)... Chain Saw
( 1.) a chain saw has a dynamic range. ( 2.) you can turn a chain saw off....
The Interview Steve was in a terrible accident at work.
He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears....
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
One day when Ernie was about six, before he learned about being dirty, he was pestering his mom while she tried to do the housework.
She said, "Why don't you go across the street and watch them building the new apartments?...
A young boy came home from school one day and told his mother that he began a sex education class that day.
His mother hit the ceiling and said, "There's gonna be no sex education as long as you live in this house....
How do you keep an Englishman happy in his old age?
Tell him a joke when he's young. Do you know why the British ships came back from the Falkland Islands full of sheep?...