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• Q:" How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end....
• Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end....
• Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
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• Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous....
• Q:" How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - One to screw it in and the other to say "Fabulous!" (or "It's to die!")...