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• Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
  A: No, big daddy, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it....
• How many modern artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel, and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun, and the cocker spaniel....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many bluegrass musicians it takes to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Two - one to screw it in and one to complain that it is electrified....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• Q:" How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb....
• Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb. Notes: Ugh!...
• Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....