Q: How Many Unix Programmers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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Q: How many Unix programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change the bulb. One to write the manual page. One to
describe what all the options are for. One to explain why it is
better to change lightbulbs with Unix than with DOS.