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  Four hundred and seventy two. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q: How many Unix programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Four. One to change the bulb. One to write the manual page....
• Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two: One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Two. One to change it and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was....
• Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time....