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• A San Diego State student (formerly of Indiana) reached his twenty-first birthday without discovering the sexual pleasures a woman could provide.
  One evening his roommate (formerly from Walnut Creek) gives the virgin (who shall remain nameless but his initials are Thomas Earl Middleton) some cash and sends him to a house of ill repute, and instructs him to tell the madam of the house he's a virgin and ask for the most experienced woman....
• Q:" How many Kentuckians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" All of them. "A:" 20 - One to hold the bulb, 4 to hold the chair up, and 15 to drink moonshine until the room starts turning around....
• Q:" How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" Five - one to hold the bulb and four to drink till the room spins....
• Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold the bulb, and the other to drink till the room spins....
• How many Soviet emigres does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres aren't afraid to sit in the dark....
• Q:" How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" Three - One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) Three. One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg....
• Q: How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Five, one to hold the bulb, and four to turn the ladder....