Q: How Many Marxist's Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

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Q: How many Marxist's does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,000,001. One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization
to the point where they need light bulbs again.

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