How many poor slobs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Poor slobs don't have light bulbs - they're too expensive.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
None. Poor slobs don't have light bulbs - they're too expensive.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
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