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• How many White House aides does it take to change one of Reagan's light bulbs?
  None. They like to keep him in the dark....
• Q: How many aides does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  A: None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many Reagan Cabinet members does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - They like to keep Ron in the dark....
• Q: How many White House staffers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. They like to keep Ronnie in the dark....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many people does it take to change a light bulb in the White House?
  "A:" None, the president wants to be kept in the dark....
• LIGHT BULBS Q. How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A. Two - One to screw it in, the other not to screw it in....