Q:" How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

"Q:" How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
"A:" Thats not funny!!!
"A:" Two - one to change the bulb and one to write about how it feels.
"A:" Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications.
"A:" Five - one to change the bulb, two to discuss the violation of the
socket, and two to secretly wish they were that socket.