Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Thats not funny!!!
A: Who cares as long as one of 'em sucks my cock.
A: That's not funny, abusive white male aggressor!!
A: Four -- one to do it, the rest to consider the sexual implications.
A: Three -- one to do it, the others to consider unscrewing it before it's
a third of the way in.
A: Five, four to try like men and fail miserably, one to find a female
electrician, settle for a man and picket as he works.
A: Four. One to change the bulb, one to complain that the bulb is
violating the socket, one to secretly wish she were the socket, and one to
secretly wish she were the bulb.
A: 100. One to change it, and 99 to wring their hands and agonize about
how oppressed the socket is.
A: Two-one to do it, and another to make a documentary film about it.
A: How old-fashioned. The other 99 are there to lobby Congress to outlaw
crimes against sockets -- and to say the bulb-changer is not a
representative of mainstream feminism.
