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• How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  1) None. That's a hardware problem. 2) None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q:" How many (computer) programmers (or software engineers) does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" None, it's a hardware problem. "A:" None, they just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature....
• LIGHT BULB JOKES Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
  (Whispering voice:) "What do you WANT it to be?" How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...
• How many Vanna Whites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. A dead bulb won't light up.
• Q: How many Necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: None, Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs....
• Light Bulb Jokes Q: How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience....
• Q:" How many supply-side economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" None, if the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....