Rats 3, Humans 0
- This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
- The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be
using rats for medical experimentation.
In their place, they will use attorneys. They have given three reasons for this decisio...
- Rats live on no evil star.
- Save the Humans. Nahh! Forget the Humans! Save the Earth.
- Why are scientists turning to lawyers, instead of rats, for laboratory experiments?
1. There are more of them. 2. Scientists don't get as emotionally attached to them....
- Are humans good to eat Daddy?
- Humans: Creatures subservient to cats.
- MIND GAMES DOGS PLAY WITH HUMANS
1. After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU!
Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets....
- If life is a rat race, the rats are winning.