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• Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll.
  He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair....
• St. Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a stroll.
  He soon noticed that the fence between Heaven and Hell was in need of repair....
• The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front of him at the Pearly Gates.
  Saint Peter came over and told the Pope, "Just a minute, I'll be right back"....
• Heavenly Entrance Exam The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
  He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself....
• One day St. Peter had to go on some very important business, so he left a minor saint in charge of the Pearly Gates and instructed him to get proof of identity before he let anyone in.
  So the minor saint was sitting around when Beethoven arrived....
• A guy and his friend are killed in a car accident. They both arrive at the pearly gates together.
  Saint Peter first guides the one man to a stunning blond woman and says "she is your partner for eternity....
• A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the man was talking with Saint Peter and he asked
  I know I was good during my life, and I really appreciate being brought to Heaven, but I'm really curious....
• A young black couple are watching TV when their child speaks for the first time, saying "MOTHER".
  With excitement, the father exclaims "Did you hear that honey?...
• Two Priests... Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
  St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down....