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• He who hesitates is last.
• He who hesitates is lunch ! -- OOP
• And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets wormed!
• Nothing goes right for me. I have a canary who hums!
• Mottos To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
• A math student is pestered by a classmate who wants to copy his homework assignment.
  The student hesitates, not only because he thinks it's wrong, but also because he doesn't want to be sanctioned for aiding and abetting....
• A guy has SEVERE constipation and he goes to his docter for help.
  After the doc looks him over, he prescribes some suppositories for the patiant....
• A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that he's the baddest ass person around.
  Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender says "If you're such a bad ass, then you'll have to prove it to me....