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• Q: What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up? A: She goes home!
• No good deed goes unpunished.
• It goes in, it must come out.
• What does a Valley Girl say when she goes down on an African-American? "Gag me with a coon!
• 383. Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
  A: She picks up her purse and goes home....
• Who always goes to bed with shoes on? A horse.
• I know a Girl that doesn't smoke, doesn't drink, doesn't swear, goes to bed early, and isn't thinking about sex all the time.
  Hey, that's great." "Yes, I know, and, you know, tomorrow she'll be five years old....
• And the bit goes on...
• And so it goes!