Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
** BoBo! Come back with that! Bad dog!
** Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
** Hand me that... that uh... thingie.
** Well I guess that just about sews it up! Little joke there!
** Oh no, where's my Rolex?
** Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml. of this stuff before?
** Who's been sipping from the anesthetic bottle again?
** Your scalpel-hand is shaking, Johnson.
** There-go the lights again...
** Quick! Call the plastic surgeon!
** Ya know, there's big money in kidneys.
** Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
** Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration
** What's this doing here?
** I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
** Sterile, schmeril. The floor's clean, right?
** What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
** Now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
** Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
** What do you mean, you want a divorce?
** Fire! Fire! Everyone get out!
** Hey!!!! Page 47 of this manual is missing!
** That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?
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