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• A woman from the south was attending a social gathering up north and tried striking up a conversation .
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• As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the advertising and classified pages than you can find in the cartoons and comic strip
  -Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered....
• Classified Ad Mistakes The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers.
  Illiterate? Write today for free help. Auto Repair Service....
• Many ALMOST Useful Facts: ** Debra Winger was the voice of E.
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• JOKEMASTER'S HURRICANE SURVIVAL QUIZ 1. How are hurricane's names selected?
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• Q: What does NASA stand for?  A: Need Another Seven Astronauts  0, unseen,, *** EOOH *** Date
  Tue, 30 Oct 90 17:08:46 EST From: raf@minnie.cs.su....
• When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine
  he was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant with zero common scence....