Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.

Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the
tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the
water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the
fairway and lands in the water trap.
Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man
steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and
heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish
jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth.As the fish is falling back down
into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The
eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and
barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the
ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a
hole-in-one.
Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling
around, we won't bring you next time."