An Aggie Went Into A Public Restroom Stall, And &l
An aggie went into a public restroom stall, and <slowly> read a sign there
that said, "Don't put anything but paper in this bowl." So he shit on the
Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate: 1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?
2. Say, "Uh, oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that....
Slow Down... A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate....
Jerk! Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make.
I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely saying, "Hello?...
A man went rushing into a church for something he had forgotten, but he was stopped cold by a huge sign the janitor had placed in front of the floor that he had just washed.
It read: PLEASE DON'T WALK ON THE WATER....
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
One weekend, a yupper and an aggie were arguing about who had the best way of folding a parachute.
They finally decided the best way to judge would be to go up in a plane, jump out, and see which parachute performed better....
Paper will put up with anything written on i
The rich ex-aggie reluctantly sent his son to Rice.
In his first year the son got a girl in trouble, so the fast thinking lad sent his dad a letter, saying that a professor at Rice could teach Ol' Yeller to talk for $...
The Pastor And The Fig Leaf... A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor....