I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.
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Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit... - Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only... - Here I sit
What a caper
I have to shit
But I'm
out of... - Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom.
"Suzy wants to go out to my car. She's really hot... - Taoism = Shit Happens.
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
Confucianism = Confucius say, "Shit Happens" Buddhism... - Here I sit, in a tizzy;
all my favorite boards are... - An Arab came to New York and opened a rug shop in an
out-of-the-way neighborhood.
business was non-existent until a matron came in... - I like to sit and think. Mostly,
I just sit... - Here I sit, I'm at a loss
trying to shit out taco sauce.
When it comes, I hope and pray, I don't blow my ass...
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- HELPLINE: "General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?"
CUSTOMER:
"Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car... - Financial Report:
3 new bonds are being issued:
* Lewinsky bond:
Has no maturity * Gore bond: Has no interest * Clinton... - Confucius say:
Man who has hand down other mans pants,
not necessarily feeling himself today... - Cost-cutting Adam
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden,
feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong... - A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay,
there were thousands of people ahead of him in line...
