1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.

2. Isaac Newton's birthday.

3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't

actually reach it.

4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.

5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove

that it converged.

6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in

and ate it.

8. I couldn't figure out whether i am the square of negative one or

i is the square root of negative one.

9. I took time out to snack a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent

the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.

10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but

this morning I couldn't find it.

A Physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge. Suddenly, the

coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and

leap towards the sink, filled the bucket with water

and puts out the fire. Second day, the same two sit in the same lounge. Again,

the coffee machine catches on fire. This time, the mathematician stands up,

got a bucket, hand the bucket to the physicist, thus reduce the problem to

a previousely solved one.

- A physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.

Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire. The physicist grabs a bucket and leaps towards the sink, fills the bucket with water and puts out the fire.... - Proof By Intimidation
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A Horse has an infinite number of legs.

A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front.... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991

The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3.... - An engineer, physicist, and mathematician are all challenged with a
problem

o fry an egg when there is a fire in the house. The engineer just grabs a huge bucket of water, runs over to the fire, and puts it out.... - She (to passing man): Excuse me, do you have the time?

He: Do you have the energy? What is your favorite position on extramarital sex?... - Here are my categories, with examples (his):
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I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.... - THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991,
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Revision 3.

8 1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?... - 1. My kids are locked outside.
2. My kids are locked inside.

3. My kids are stuck in the door. 4. I have to help my grandmother bake cookies.... - High School Vs College
25. In high school, you do homework.

In college, you study. 24. No food is allowed in the hall in high school....