A very elderly lady, fearing that she was near death, consulted a
lawyer and had a will made, for which the charge was $200. In her
feebleness, she failed to notice that she had handed the lawyer three
$100 bills instead of two. The lawyer was confronted with an ethical
dilemma: Whether or not to tell his partner.
lawyer and had a will made, for which the charge was $200. In her
feebleness, she failed to notice that she had handed the lawyer three
$100 bills instead of two. The lawyer was confronted with an ethical
dilemma: Whether or not to tell his partner.
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