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• A very elderly lady, fearing that she was near death, consulted a lawyer and had a will made, for which the charge was $
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• Uncle Bill was finding the money in the movie business rather poor.
  Unless you were a big star minimum wage was the best you could expect....
• For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
  The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter....
• How about that footage on the news yesterday of our new Commander-in- Chief on the deck of the aircraft carrier (Teddy Roosevelt?
  ).. After throwing one of his snappy salutes (he's *almost* got that down), I half expected him to give the order, "Let's turn this thang around....
• A Bit of Halloween Caution! A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
  She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone....
• While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing), I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription work.
  I came across a book today called "The Empty Laugh Book" by the American Association for Medical Transcription, containing some of the funniest dictated and transcribed quotes from the world of medicine that I've ever encountered....
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• THE LATEST AND GREATEST AS COMPILED ON 18th October 1991
  The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes (167) -------------------------------------- Revision 3....