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• Mummy snake to baby snakes: "Well, you're old enough now to survive in the real world.
  So here are the facts of life. Go forth and multiply....
• A man camped in a national park, and noticed Mr. Snake and Mrs.
  Snake slithering by. "Where are all the little snakes?...
• Proof By Intimidation ----- -- ------------ A Horse has an infinite number of legs.
  A horse has two legs in back and forelegs in front....
• You know the story of Noah's Ark, of course. Well
  after the flood when the ark came to rest on Ararat, Noah released all the animals, and held a meeting and explained to them that the Lord wanted them to be fruitful and multiply and repopulate the earth....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• A DRUNK WAS STAGGERING DOWN THE STREET WITH A BOX UNDER EACH ARM.
  A POLICEMAN STOPS THE DRUNK AND ASKS: "EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THOSE BOXES UNDER YOUR ARMS?...
• When Noah was loading the animals on the ark, a pair of adders came to the gangplank.
  Noah said "I'm sorry, but I can only take animals that can multiply, and you're adders"....
• When Noah's ark had finally come to a rest on top of mount Arara
  and when the waters had receded, Noah and his family - along with all the animals - left the ark, and God told them to be fruitful and multiply upon the earth....