Quick Thinking...
Mike and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the
lobby.
Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with
bags and ordered everyone to throw their valuables in.
Just before the thieves got to the pair, Bill turned to Mike and, passing
him a $20 saying: "By the way Mike, here's that money I owe you."
Mike and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the
lobby.
Not only did the thieves clean out the tills, but they walked around with
bags and ordered everyone to throw their valuables in.
Just before the thieves got to the pair, Bill turned to Mike and, passing
him a $20 saying: "By the way Mike, here's that money I owe you."
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