You Know it's Your Last Day at Work When...
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you
realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox. A woman comes
into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the
last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your boss was standing behind
you. It's his wife.
While your boss is at lunch, you sneek in and look at some confidential
imformation on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts
out.
You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week
as vacation, not last week.
You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the
fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?".
You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. Your
underwear is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas
party.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you
realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox. A woman comes
into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the
last fat ugly old lady. This one's your turn". Your boss was standing behind
you. It's his wife.
While your boss is at lunch, you sneek in and look at some confidential
imformation on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts
out.
You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week
as vacation, not last week.
You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the
fishing on Rock Creek yesterday?".
You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. Your
underwear is missing. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas
party.
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