I'm The Boss!
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't
getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and
bought a small sign that read:
"I'm the Boss!"
He then attached it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped
a note to the sign that said:
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't
getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and
bought a small sign that read:
"I'm the Boss!"
He then attached it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped
a note to the sign that said:
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
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