At The Office... Quote From A Recent Meeting: "We Are Going To Continue Having These Meetings, Everyday, Until I Find Out Why No Work Is Getting Done".

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At The Office...
Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these
meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going
to blame it on you."
A motivational sign at work: "The beatings will continue until morale
A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people to get
the ones we hired."
My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar
My Boss said to me, "What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective
My Boss needs a surge protector. That way her mouth would be buffered from
surprise spikes in her brain.
I thought my Boss was a bastard, and quit, to work for myself. My new Boss
is a bastard, too ... but at least I respect him.
He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks,
talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.
Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.
Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created
to find a solution: "I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input
would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"
HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no computer training. Although
that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for
our entry level positions."
Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this year
and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss'
daughter finishes her summer classes.