A Real Man?
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's
pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and
then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man
quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the
waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his
truck over three motorcycles."
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's
pie and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old
man, spit into the old man's milk and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and
then he took a seat at the counter. Without a word of protest, the old man
quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the
waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"
The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his
truck over three motorcycles."
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