A Blonde And A Brunette Are Running A Ranch Together In
They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd.
The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to
buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a
bull. "It's the only one I've got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys
the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a
telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for
our ranch, bring the trailer." The man behind the counter tells her,
"Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it
for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what
word would that be?" inquires the man. "Comfortable." replies the brunette.
The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this
telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow,
when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."