Trouble Selling A Car...
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling
it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The
brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell,
but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns
a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then it should
not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell
your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles
on it!"
*** One More ***
State Capitals
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling
it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The
brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell,
but it's not legal."
"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."
"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns
a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then it should
not be a problem to sell your car anymore."
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.
About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell
your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles
on it!"
*** One More ***
State Capitals
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly
says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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