Results Count... A Minister Dies And Goes To Heaven.

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A minister dies and goes to heaven. Before him is a loudmouth man with a
loud shirt, chain pants, and a loud hat. Saint Peter asked the guy what he
did for a living. He said "I was the taxi cab driver of moo yawk city. St.
Peter hands him a silk robe, and a golden staff. The minister gets up to St.
Peter. St. Peter asked the man what he did for a living. He stood up very
straight, and spoke in a loud, clear voice "I am John C. Maxwell, bishop of
St. Mary's Church. St. Peter hands him a cotton robe, and a regular staff.
"Why", asked the bishop. You let that taxi cab driver have a silk robe and
golden staff but not me? St. Peter said "up here we work by results." St.
Peter said "While you preached, people slept, while he drove, people
prayed."

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