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** Abdicate--v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
** Balderdash--n., a rapidly receding hairline.
** Bustard--n., a very rude Metrobus driver.
** Carcinoma--n., a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
** Circumvent--n., the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
** Coffee--n., a person who is coughed upon.
** Esplanade--v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.
** Flabbergasted--adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained.
** Flatulence--n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
over by a steamroller.
** Gargoyle--n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
** Internet--n., the web of interns in which Ken Starr has tried to snare
Bill Clinton.
** Lymph--v., to walk with a lisp.
** Macadam--n., the first man on Earth, according to the Scottish bible.
** Marionettes--n., residents of Washington, DC, who have been jerked around
by the mayor.
** Negligent--adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your nightie.
** Oyster--n., a person who sprinkles his or her conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
** Semantics--n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood,
including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book
together just before vespers.
** Testicle--n., a humorous question on an exam.
** Rectitude--n., the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist
immediately before he or she examines you.
** Willy-nilly--adj., impotent
** Abdicate--v., to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
** Balderdash--n., a rapidly receding hairline.
** Bustard--n., a very rude Metrobus driver.
** Carcinoma--n., a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
** Circumvent--n., the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
** Coffee--n., a person who is coughed upon.
** Esplanade--v., to attempt an explanation while drunk.
** Flabbergasted--adj., appalled over how much weight you have gained.
** Flatulence--n., the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
over by a steamroller.
** Gargoyle--n., an olive-flavored mouthwash.
** Internet--n., the web of interns in which Ken Starr has tried to snare
Bill Clinton.
** Lymph--v., to walk with a lisp.
** Macadam--n., the first man on Earth, according to the Scottish bible.
** Marionettes--n., residents of Washington, DC, who have been jerked around
by the mayor.
** Negligent--adj., describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
the door in your nightie.
** Oyster--n., a person who sprinkles his or her conversation with Yiddish
expressions.
** Semantics--n., pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood,
including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book
together just before vespers.
** Testicle--n., a humorous question on an exam.
** Rectitude--n., the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist
immediately before he or she examines you.
** Willy-nilly--adj., impotent
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