Klipstein's Observation: If You Need N Items Of Anything, You Will Have N - 1 In Stock
If you need n items of anything, you will have n - 1 in stock
Q: How does a mathematician induce good behavior in her children?
A: `I've told you
times, I've told you
Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you.
Klipstein's Law: You never find a lost article until you replace it.
M E M O R A N D U M DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURYINTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE TO
All male employees: FROM: Internal Revenue Service RE...
Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction)
Case n=1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color....
Q: How many psychics does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: ---- You should have hit "n"!
How do you spell relief? W-I-N-D-O-W-S N-T
What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines!