Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.
A: Be too shit-faced to find your keys.
Related:
- Real Answers to Driving School questions...
Q. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A. What for? He can't see my license plate. Q. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?... - Well, shit..
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.... - Shit!
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can
communicate with it.
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.... - The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes
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How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone.... - Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly?
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When she's having an artificial insemination, and the syringe goes limp!... - Q: How do you screw a fat chick? A: Flip through the folds of fat until you find the one that smells like shit, then go back one.
- Q & A form jokes
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?... - THE SHIT LIST
Ghost Shit -- You know you've shit.
There's shit on the toilet paper, but there's no shit in the toilet.... - 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q...

