Annual Physical
77 year old Morris went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back
with great results. Dr. Cohen said, " Morris everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace
with yourself, and have a good relationship with God?"
Morris replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in
the middle of the night, *poof*...the light goes on when I go to the
bathroom and then *poof* the light goes off!"
"Wow," commented Dr. Cohen, " That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Cohen called Morris's wife.
"Becky," he said, " Morris is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to
call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he
gets up during the night and *poof * The light goes on in the bathroom and
then *poof * the light goes off?'"
Becky replied, "The darn fool!.... He's peeing in the fridge again!"
77 year old Morris went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back
with great results. Dr. Cohen said, " Morris everything looks great
physically. How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at peace
with yourself, and have a good relationship with God?"
Morris replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close that when I get up in
the middle of the night, *poof*...the light goes on when I go to the
bathroom and then *poof* the light goes off!"
"Wow," commented Dr. Cohen, " That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Cohen called Morris's wife.
"Becky," he said, " Morris is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to
call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he
gets up during the night and *poof * The light goes on in the bathroom and
then *poof * the light goes off?'"
Becky replied, "The darn fool!.... He's peeing in the fridge again!"
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