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• Ask for date A good-looking young man began making almost daily trips to my window to withdraw or deposit money.
  I wasn't sure it was because of me until he presented this note with his bank book...
• Hilarious Flight Information from the Airline Employees Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.
  Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported...
• Two gynecologists meet on a conference. As usual, they tell each other what cases they have had the past year.
  1: Well, I have had a patient with breasts, just like melons....
• Airplane Humor Here are some actual humorous statements by several airline flights crews.
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" a bit more entertaining....
• Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper. Little Johnny: I hope you didn't, too.
• Sources. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
• Bill and The Plane... Bill and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year and every year Bill would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane.
  Martha always replied, "I know Bill, but that airplane ride costs 10 dollars, and 10 dollars is 10 dollars....
• OBJ: This Newfie goes in to the psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me.
  All I ever think about is sex. I can't ever get it off my mind....