There Was An Australian, American And Irish Astronaut All Bragging To Each Other About What Achievment They Would To Do In Their Careers The Australian Says " I Want To Be The First Australian To Land On The Moon" The American Says " I Want To Be The First Human Being To Land On Mars!

There Was An Australian, American And Irish Astronaut All Bragging To Each Other About What Achievment They Would To Do In Their Careers The Australian Says " I Want To Be The First Australian To Land On The Moon" The American Says " I Want To Be The First Human Being To Land On Mars!

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There was an Australian, American and Irish astronaut all bragging to each
other about what achievment they would to do in their careers

The Australian says " I want to be the first Australian to land on the moon"
The American says " I want to be the first Human being to land on Mars! "
The Irish astronaut says " I want to be the first human being to land on the
Sun !"
The American and Australian shake their heads and exclaim to the irishman
"You can't land on the sun it's to hot you'll burn up ! "
The Irishman says " Well I'll go at night then ! "

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